Things You Can Buy In Amsterdam
29th Mar 2010 in Writing
A few weeks ago I went to Amsterdam with my girlfriend for my birthday.
In Amsterdam it is possible to buy Sarah Palin sex dolls and dildos the size of my arm (the whole arm, not just fist to elbow) and DVDs of sex acts performed on dogs and and enough marijuana to make you hallucinate cartoons for days. It is possible to buy women or men or both, for an hour or two hours or a night. It is possible to buy huge bags of magic mushrooms.
We did not buy any of these things. Instead we bought matching toothbrush holders.