Acceptances: 3 ­– and as I’m so tardy with my updates, they’ve all been published. Coffee Break at The Pygmy Giant is a quirky future-tense romance; The Last 3,600 Seconds at Circlet is apocalyptic erotica (apocarotica?); And The Devil Makes Three is a “poetic vampire story” which won an honourable mention in Oysters and Chocolate’s Vampire Lust contest.

Rejections: 9 – just the usual short fiction and personal essays. One was for a story I wrote specifically for an anthology, and now they’ve rejected it I don’t know what to do with it (romantic suburban fairytale erotica, anyone?). Also Diagram said they weren’t going to publish that particular poem but to send more, which is nice as rejections go.

Stories Submitted: 12 – a mixture of poems, erotic flash fiction, weird horror, personal essays, and some things that I don’t even know what they are.

Stories Started and Finished: Renfield at the Stereo Bar (horror flash about Renfield from Dracula working in a bar); Choosing A Toy (weird little anti-narrative about choosing sex toys); The Shaven Kiwi (an attempt at humour for Poor Mojo’s rant contest).

Acceptances: 2 – Writers’ Bloc, who replied within an hour! Very friendly and the last issue contains many writers I like (and some we just accepted into Fractured West). Also Verbicide for that classic piece of literature, ‘Queer Zombie Disco‘.

Rejections: 8 – 3 from magazines I really like, 3 I’d forgotten I’d even submitted to, and a very nice one from Fiction Circus. And, of course, McSweeney’s. I have begun making my rejections list font size 4 so that I can’t see it.

Stories Submitted: 1 interview, 3 poems, 1 essay, 3 contests (one of which awards £20,000 – oh please please please…) and a bunch of erotica stories to anthologies.

Stories Started: 9

Stories Finished: 5 – Scars (a personal essay for the FFW contest), Baby Catalogue (a poem), a group of pieces for Abe’s Penny, a very short piece for Wigleaf, and In Our House By the Sea (an erotic romance about a couple who live by in a cottage on the coast and spend their days cooking eggs and jumping in the freezing sea).