Last year I moved in with my girlfriend, which involved sorting through many boxes of old and forgotten things. Here is one of the old things I had forgotten:

I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA who Pedro is. I’ve never met anyone called Pedro in my life. Who is this man? Why do I have his photo? Why does he say he loves me? Was I at some point a mail-order bride, and I have now forgotten?

Not only has this caused me to question Pedro’s identity, but my own as well.