Little Changes for 2012

January 1st, 2012

I love resolutions, and sometimes I even stick to them. I reckon everyone could take the time to sit down and think of a new things they’d like to do differently in 2012. Even if we don’t fully achieve these goals, it’s good to feel like we’re moving in the right direction.

My ambitions are not grand, I know. I’m happy with the way my life is at the moment, so I don’t feel the need to try for any huge changes – but there are always things that can be worked on! Here are my resolutions:

  1. Stand up straight.
  2. Spend one Sunday per month lying in bed, reading books and watching films.
  3. Practise grace, kindness, and passion in all things.

What would you like to do differently in 2012?

Sex Lives of the Saints at Tawdry Bawdry

December 19th, 2011

PlayboyI wrote a smutty, Virgin Mary-themed flash fiction called ‘Sex Lives of the Saints’, and you can read it at Tawdry Bawdry. Hope you enjoy it! Here’s a sneak preview:

Just so she doesn’t think I’m hopeless, I run my fingertip along her neck: a raised white scar, soft as fog, the width of a match.

‘My father,’ she says. ‘He was hit by lightning.’

My Dad: Kind, Curious and Fearless

December 15th, 2011

Dad died two months ago today. Every day I am thankful that he raised me on the principles of kindness, curiosity and fearlessness. I will always try to live my life in a way that would make him proud.

Dad&Kirsty

Agent

December 8th, 2011

I’m delighted to announce that I have an agent!

Francesca Barrie at Johnson & Alcock will be representing my first novel, Rust and Stardust, as well as (hopefully) whatever comes next. Short story collection? Novella? Genderqueer burlesque mime show? Watch this space…

The Girls & Boys Club

November 24th, 2011

She says: Flex your knuckles. Drop to your knees. Make me unmaid.

He says: You want a prince’s esteem, you want gallantry and grace.

She says: Princessing is not a process. I have skirts to be lifted.

He says: You have not checked under mine.

She says: Oh, now you complicate.

S/he says: Kings in tiaras, queens in the mud. We drew the line ourselves.

S/he says: I do not want to cut my hair.

S/he says: So don’t. We’ll make bridges of it.

S/he says: Skin can still cover secrets. You, I, we.

Saying: Unprincessed, unkinged.

Saying: Unmaidened, unmanned.

This is an entry for the Mookychick blogging competition, FEMINIST FLASH FICTION 2011. Enter now.

Advice to Horror Girl Victims

November 24th, 2011

open your mouth            wide                        wider

make sure they can hear that scream

all the way             to the back             of the cinema. aim

to deafen the projectionist.

look behind you when you run                        up to the attic

or down to the basement            or whichever way

leads to snapping jaws. turn to the camera so your hair

flips             just right. pull

your dress tight             so your tits bounce.

leave a trail of potential weapons

dropped from your shaking hands.

you must always make it easy for him to follow.

later there will be a girl who will grab a weapon

and not let go.                        but this is only the third scene. you

are axe-fodder. you should not have

fucked           smoked            cursed         filled the shape of a woman.

next time only sign on if your character            has a boy’s name.

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